I asked Liz what kind of girl I like, and she responded by telling me what kind of girl I should like. In an itemized list. Here, now, for your enjoyment. (Note: 10 was added later due to OCD and funny.)
1. must be full of teh ghey 2. knitting is a +10 3. college-lez drama is a dealbreaker 4. able to talk about things other than twilight, bewbeez, and how much their parents suck 5. reasonably socially/environmentally responsible 6. employed 7. preferably not living with parents, but as long as she's not living in a box exceptions will be considered 8. must. love. steak. 9. hot : fail ratio must be reasonable (no more than 1.5 parts fail to every 1 part hot) 10. must be Rachel Maddow.